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magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

1 hour ago on April 23rd | J | 79,258 notes

dirkstridersleftshoe:

happy weed day, everybody

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 32 notes
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Tagged as: #oh my god 
2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 108 notes

cassietotallyjust:

In first grade I wanted to grow up to be a bird and one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn’t ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn’t turning into a bird at all

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 1,543 notes
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icarly-official:

day 29, they still suspect nothing

icarly-official:

day 29, they still suspect nothing

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 17,410 notes
slimesprite:

can atheists explain THIS???????

slimesprite:

can atheists explain THIS???????

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 27,966 notes
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probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 207,125 notes