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puu-riin:

Maren gomenilla confirmed for Xenoblade boss fight

puu-riin:

Maren gomenilla confirmed for Xenoblade boss fight

4 hours ago on September 17th | J | 3 notes
Tagged as: #holy shit 
antibenz:

If you woke up this morning and thought “I need a gif of Reggie Fils-Aime preparing his pancakes” well I have you covered buddy.

antibenz:

If you woke up this morning and thought “I need a gif of Reggie Fils-Aime preparing his pancakes” well I have you covered buddy.

4 hours ago on September 17th | J | 5,173 notes
5 hours ago on September 17th | J | 124 notes
gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

5 hours ago on September 17th | J | 192,164 notes
Tagged as: #dear god 

ballack oballer

5 hours ago on September 17th | J | 0 notes

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

6 hours ago on September 17th | J | 53,648 notes

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

7 hours ago on September 17th | J | 700,734 notes
Tagged as: #all the time man 

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

7 hours ago on September 17th | J | 18,063 notes
7 hours ago on September 17th | J | 71,920 notes
sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

1 day ago on September 16th | J | 105,468 notes