the gates swung open and a fig newton entered

hi i'm jacob and i shouldn't have a blog
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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

2 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 209,828 notes
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neyagawa:

THIS PHOTO IS CRAZY! HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THE TSUNAMI BEHIND HIM!?!

neyagawa:

THIS PHOTO IS CRAZY! HE CAN’T EVEN SEE THE TSUNAMI BEHIND HIM!?!

2 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 37,593 notes

Drop a “If I were dating you…” In my ask.

2 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 39,474 notes
Tagged as: #ask 
2 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 25,980 notes

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

4 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 33,106 notes
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th3bright3stgr33n:

shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

Hahaha oh shit

4 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 23,893 notes

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

4 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 50,183 notes

vel-sparko:

"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."

4 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 8,566 notes