the gates swung open and a fig newton entered

hi i'm jacob and i shouldn't have a blog

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awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

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fussybabybitch:

This game has a glitch on the front cover

2 hours ago on August 27th | J | 952 notes

now sam brass knuckles is threatening morgan freeman

3 hours ago on August 27th | J | 0 notes
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lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

3 hours ago on August 27th | J | 50,384 notes
purple dragons more like BRUH

HELL YEAH

3 hours ago on August 27th | J | 0 notes
What's your favorite color of dragon?


wow that’s bizarre question

purple i guess cause purple’s my favorite color in general

3 hours ago on August 27th | J | 1 note
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beatonna:

King Baby says No
I’ll be honest here, I don’t know if the proper word is Lay or Lie

beatonna:

King Baby says No

I’ll be honest here, I don’t know if the proper word is Lay or Lie

3 hours ago on August 27th | J | 5,962 notes