the gates swung open and a fig newton entered

hi i'm jacob and i shouldn't have a blog
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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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0rdi:

I use anime body pillows as punching bags because anime sucks

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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