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paragonpoint:

paragonpoint:

Did you know? Each Kong character in the Donkey Kong franchise is named after their fatal flaw

For instance, Mortality Kong must grapple with the weight of the human condition

1 minute ago on October 20th | J | 8,986 notes
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supersmashedkev:

lilreem:

new ride

*tokyo drift song plays*

supersmashedkev:

lilreem:

new ride

*tokyo drift song plays*

2 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 377 notes

paragonpoint:

paragonpoint:

Did you know? Each Kong character in the Donkey Kong franchise is named after their fatal flaw

For instance, Mortality Kong must grapple with the weight of the human condition

3 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 8,986 notes

spell your name in my ask

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU
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drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

32 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 7,903 notes
7,747 plays

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paradisaic:

posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.

34 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 140,289 notes
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Song: no homo
Played: 399,501 times.

minatums:

moosezekiel:

guys i’ve found the song that embodies every teenage boy

1 hour ago on October 20th | J | 53,936 notes